The garland fell down twice before the guests even parked their cars. That was my sister’s shower. She’d ordered a gorgeous flocked garland off Pinterest, hung it with regular Scotch …
Why does every “winter baby shower” Pinterest board look like someone’s living room after Santa left? You searched winter baby shower girl and got flooded with icy blue balloons, red-and-green …
Gift cards are lazy. There, I said it. A winter baby shower is the one party all year where the weather does half your gift-picking for you, and yet most …
The mom-to-be is three gifts deep into a mountain of onesies, her sister is scribbling numbers on a bingo card, and someone in the back just yelled “BINGO” so loud …
Here’s a number that stopped me cold: caterers estimate you lose almost a third of your appetizer tray to guests who “just want to see what’s there” and never come …
The heart-shaped cookies arrived a day early, sat in a non-climate-controlled garage overnight, and by the time I set them on the dessert table they’d gone soft and gray around …
“Wait, you want a Grinch theme, but your mother-in-law wants Santa Baby, and you’re due December 3rd?” That was my sister-in-law on the phone, half-laughing, half-panicked, three weeks before her …
Glue gun still warm, glitter cardstock scattered across the kitchen table, and a half-wrapped Santa hat balloon garland leaning against the fridge – that’s the scene when you’re three days …
Every “winter baby shower” article you’ve clicked on so far is lying to you a little. They’re all written for December – heavy on Christmas red, Santa hats, and decor …
“Wait, you want to throw the shower when?” My sister said it like I’d suggested hosting in a snowbank. But her due date was January 3rd, and the only weekend …